"I used to do drugs. I still do, but used to too!" - Mitch Hedburg
"This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets." George Bernard Shaw
"If we're alone in the universe, it's an awful waste of space." -Contact
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." Edgar Allen Poe
"And out of the chaos, a voice spoke: 'Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse.' And I smiled, and I was happy, and it did get worse."
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
"It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened."
The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come again. ~Korman's Law
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
The three great essentials to achieving anything worthwhile are; first, hard work, second, stick-to-it-iveness, and third, common sense. ~Thomas Edison
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